Five Things I'm Fake Shopping Right Now

Because I have a shopping disease but also like having money in my bank account, sometimes I do this thing called "fake shopping." This can be practiced in real life or virtual life. In real life, you walk around the store, admire the pretty things on hangers, grab the few that you really really love and as you're heading towards the cash register, DROP THEM AND RUN! Similarly, in fake online shopping, you fill your cart up with everything you want and then CLICK OUT ASAP. You basically distract your brain by saying "yeah, yeah lets buy this, it's great" and then go like "just kidding!" and run. Sometimes it works, (alot of)sometimes it doesn't.

Anyway, these are some of the things I'm fake buying right now:

My heart is probably leopard printed. I already own (multiple) leopard print shoes but this one pair from Madewell could only improve my quality of life.

I LOVE midi skirts and I've had this one in my etsy cart for about two months now.

If I had hundreds of dollars to spend on jewelry, I'd buy this amazing Dannijo necklace. Right now I'm praying someone will send this design to China and have Forever 21 manufacture and sell it for $15.95.

Also, FLOWER JEANS??? Yes please!!!! The ones below (and there's a white version) are from Anthro/Citizen of Humanity but I'm waiting for them to trickle down to F21, Zaras etc. 

Lastly, I've been wanting one of these maxi skirts from American Apparel since last spring but I realized they're too damn long for me...no comment.