Happy Christmas to me.

My welcome to Oakland duffle bag from my sister's boyfriend. Complete with a hair pick, BB guns, a pound of "coke" (really delicious pound cake), cocoa butter, hair rollers, do-rag, m&ms?, toothpicks, red bandana, and two hundred dollars in ones. Offensive? yes. best Christmas/welcome to the Bay present ever? also yes.

Bobo, tag, you're it!